I want to die right now, please.

When I go to Heaven Rosario Dawson and I will host many fine dinner parties. This is where I write about those dinner parties.

With myself. And Rosario Dawson. And you. And angels.

I cannot wait to die.

Rosario Dawson Loves Me is the result of one horrible breakup and a small ocean of whiskey. Each issue is approximately 15,000 words long (complete with swell pictures of clouds and Rosario Dawson) and available for purchase, for the staggering price of $3.00, at Quimby's bookstore in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood, or from me, wherever I might be.
My name is Justin Valmassoi. I write it.

My other really fantastic, totally not insipid and borderline retarded 'zine is HERE.

You look very pretty today.

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May202010

Hey.

Hey, you.

Hey, you, Chicago, guess what? It is time. I apologize for the delay. If you were to go to Quimby’s, located conveniently at 1854 W. North Ave. in Wicker Park, any time after 6pm tonight you will find both previous issues of Rosario Dawson Loves Me (or: I want to die right now, please) restocked and on the rack, and also a brand spanking new issue #3, perfect for adding to your already impressive RDLM collection or possibly to use as a table leveler, flyswatter, kindling or as a bookmark in a much larger book.

Versatility is the name of the game, folks.

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