I want to die right now, please.

When I go to Heaven Rosario Dawson and I will host many fine dinner parties. This is where I write about those dinner parties.

With myself. And Rosario Dawson. And you. And angels.

I cannot wait to die.

Rosario Dawson Loves Me is the result of one horrible breakup and a small ocean of whiskey. Each issue is approximately 15,000 words long (complete with swell pictures of clouds and Rosario Dawson) and available for purchase, for the staggering price of $3.00, at Quimby's bookstore in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood, or from me, wherever I might be.
My name is Justin Valmassoi. I write it.

My other really fantastic, totally not insipid and borderline retarded 'zine is HERE.

You look very pretty today.

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May182010

UPDATE.

All black and white copies of Rosario Dawson Loves Me #3 have been mailed to the appropriate donators, with the exception of those that are also being shipped with color copies because, quite frankly, I haven’t the money to print them. I get that this weekend, which, coincidentally, is when they will ship out. That is also when the third issue will hit the stands at Quimby’s, for those of you lucky enough to live here in Chicago, IL and really enjoy vignettes meant as a salve against past heartbreak disguised as posthumous celebrity fan-fiction.

All three of you.

Thanks for your patience and support. I appreciate it.

Also, you look very pretty today.

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