I want to die right now, please.

When I go to Heaven Rosario Dawson and I will host many fine dinner parties. This is where I write about those dinner parties.

With myself. And Rosario Dawson. And you. And angels.

I cannot wait to die.

Rosario Dawson Loves Me is the result of one horrible breakup and a small ocean of whiskey. Each issue is approximately 15,000 words long (complete with swell pictures of clouds and Rosario Dawson) and available for purchase, for the staggering price of $3.00, at Quimby's bookstore in Chicago's Wicker Park neighborhood, or from me, wherever I might be.
My name is Justin Valmassoi. I write it.

My other really fantastic, totally not insipid and borderline retarded 'zine is HERE.

You look very pretty today.

INFO / PURCHASE

Rosario Dawson Loves Me is the result of one terrible breakup, quite a bit of Basil Hayden’s and countless hours spent hunched over a keyboard drinking coffee.

For physical copies, please send $5 per issue (to cover printing/shipping) to:

Justin Valmassoi, c/o Impasse Living Solutions, Ltd.

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[currently homeless. postal address pending.]

or stop into Quimby’s Bookstore at

1854 W. North Avenue, Chicago, IL 60622

If you fear postal mail, you can send payment via Paypal to j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com.

For inquiries, interviews, restraining orders, DNA tests, a new penpal, etc. you can just email j.m.valmassoi@gmail.com and I’ll probably get back to you within ten minutes because I don’t leave my desk very often.

Good night and good luck.

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